anniie-chan:

The shortest horror story ever: Yahoo bought Tumblr.

topanga days this weekend
it wont be the same though

fuckoffcorry:

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

J

(via haydens-bass-guitar)

The official Tumblr diet consists of slowly starving to death in front of your screen and turning into a pile of dust.

(Source: rootfish)

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo, via u-were-hotter-online)